the Nixionary

I saw him! He looked old. We were on Lee Circle, smushed between the street and the Circle Bar like sardines in beads, when lo and behold! my hero of Dances with Wolves, my part-Cherokee part-fisherman part-cow-riding Colorado-land-owning beauty came around the bend presiding over the Endymion entourage like the man I’ve [...]

Mardi Gras Test.
If you score below a C, you should get down here. If you score a 100, you should leave town.
1. How cold was it last night?
a. It was warm. Duh. It’s Mardi Gras.
b. So cold you need Kate to make you a hot toddy.
c. Lukewarm. [...]